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Lets c wat we hav on the newspaper today!


1. Punggol Murder:-

Sheesh! Y didnt the guy ask for help?..Running away from his murderer?..Dunnoe man..Somehow bleeding to death doesnt realli sounds appealing to mi..

Wait a nanosecond!..Did he bleed to death?..wait ah...............................

Yeah yeah..bled to death..walked all over the place wid blood dripping..walau..n nobody saw him or the blood he left behind lor!...WTF!!..He walked quite a distance before collapsing..Didnt anybody notice him? Or did dey choose not to c him staggering here n thr!..Damn asses!..
Luckily i aint staying at punggol (juz some knick knacks for u peeps: I nearly moved to the punggol/sengkang area..Luckily i told my mum nt to move thr..Aniwae hses thr are like damn small lor.)

Warning to all my frens staying ard dat area..BE CAREFUL!..N PLS HELP OUT IF U C ANY BLOOD DRIPPING BUBBLING FOOL STAGGERING ARD!!!!..Heh


Mooooviiiinnngggg On..


2. Zoe Tay:-

Tink she's getting old or somethg..or mebbe she's potraying her REAL self..HER TRUE NATURE!!..i mean wassup wid her..Badgering Christopher Lee to propose to Fann Wong wen he was on stage..STEALING HIS LIMELIGHT!..Nt dat i admire chris lee la..Juz dat if i were him, i wldnt wan anione to steal my limelight..Esp nt from Zoe Tay!..Hu's Fann Wong's competitor..Haha

Did u c Fann Wong running away?..making her escape like a headless chicken?!?!..Haha..She's old n yet she still runs away like a small girl..so shy n all..Fuck la!..

And wats wid zoe claiming dat she didnt shower during her confinement?..Hu wld wanna noe dat??..Is dat impt to rem?..I mean i wld onli wanna noe if i were her husband lor..Den i'll make sure wen im toking to her, i have some face mask or a peg clipped to my nose!!..hehe..In the end she did admit to showering once a day n den to wiping herself wid a towel!!!!

Pls la..Spare us dis kinda thgs can?..Its nt like we wanna noe whether u bathe or not lor...


Laaaassssssssssstttttt Topic..


3. Man Utd:-

Damn Man Utd..Im a die hard fan..I M!!..but dun get mi wrong for dissing Man Utd..Wid the way dey're playin..of coz dey wldnt qualify for the Champions League 2nd rd..Dey're playin like an amatuer team lor..Dammit!..

I juz hope dat wat Alex Ferguson say is true..Dat a young team is building up..Juz hope the likes of Rooney, Ronaldo, Ji Sung Park will all stay for another season or 2..Build the team ard Wayne Rooney..He is the goddamn KEY to makin United successful once again!..

For now, i noe man utd will give Chelsea a run for their money in the EPL..N i can say dat im confident dat wid the way Man Utd are playing in the EPL, dey can pip Chelsea for the title..Aniwae bear in mind dat Chelsea will b playing in the Champ League..So dey'll be more tired as the season progresses..

NOTE: I Hope Juventus (My beloved Serie A team) to win the Champ League..My hope for the final match of the Champ League...JUVENTUS VS BARCELONA..*Mouth-Watering*


Cya all soon Folks!... =D

posted by Halim @ 8:12 AM